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very sad [26 May 2005|12:01pm]
[ mood | so sad im numb ]
[ music | broken-evanessence ]

I was very sad today. Rachel told me that i should leave her alone and never post about her again. Its my fucking journal i can post what i want she shouldnt be reading it! My friends told me that shes just using reverse psychology and that she really does like me which made me feel very good inside. The other day she was wearin a skirt and i took a picture of it with my phone and now i gotta a nice pic of the poopshoot which is very very nice but her stinkshoots just aight. If she really does hate me i dunno what ill do..i think i would keep crying and then lock myself in my room for a year then jump off a hotel and suicide. I would just be broken inside. Rachel if you read this I LOVE YOU PLEASE DONT BE MAD I JUST WANT YOUR POOPSHOOT.

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rachel [24 May 2005|12:04pm]
I think im in love with rachel. i see the way she looks at me and it just makes me go crazy. i think shes in love with me to but she just doesnt wanna tell me. this weekend im gonna try to hangout with her and hookup and get her to s my d then i might put my fingers in her lovely nest. She says to ppl that she thinks im gay and that she doesnt wanna hookup cause shes embarrassed or something but i know she really does. during lunch time i see her staring at me its so weird and she always trys to trip me. man i wanna hookup so bad!! k im done for now next time i post i hope ill have beatn that
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[12 May 2005|10:36am]
[ mood | Too Blazed ]
[ music | Gone- Montgomery Gentry ]

My mom caught me blazin last night with basle and nick. I hope im not grounded this weekend cause i was attemptin to ahng out with rachel or sumthin. She told me i was "fuckin cool" the other day, she acts like she doesnt like me but i think she is just playin hard to get.

Maybe basle will get me in da club this weekend and i can booty dance with her, i know i would get a 3 inch chubby.

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[26 Apr 2005|07:06pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]
[ music | Bob Marley- I shot the sheriff ]

Seven things in your room:
1. my barry bonds card
2. poker chips
3. doyle brunson super system
4. porn
5. a tv to watch red sox games
6. a guitar
7. blake bobble head thing


Seven things that attract you to the opposite sex:
1. look like rachel kalaczynski
2. got fat boobs
3. got fat butt
4. got fat pussy
5. they do that crack cocaine or sumthin
6. u can see their thong when they sit down
7. they put da hand on da wiena
8. they r a real freaky bitch
9. they r alright in the pussy but their poopshoot is bomb

Top seven things you say most:
1. raise
2. yee
3. tight tight
4. i alway do
5. o yah
6. shima na
7. retarded

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[11 Apr 2005|12:23pm]
[ mood | content ]

I am so happy i beat Tom in fantasy basketball.  It took hard work and lots of cheating.  To celebrate i got a phat new KING JAMES hat (hes my faaaavooooriiite).  This weekend Rachel came to the plaza i think she likes me and she said she wanted to "S my D."  Im saving up my allowance so i can afford to get in to h2o. Hopefully Rachel is there so we can booty dance.

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[29 Mar 2005|04:13pm]
[ mood | intimidated ]
[ music | Mudvayne- Dig ]

i like this girl in my lunch named rachel. She is really hott and has a fat butt but i dont think she would like me she probably thinks im childish or sumthin. Its worth attemptin though so i might holla at her.

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[28 Mar 2005|07:44pm]
[ mood | crazy ]
[ music | Slipnot- Sick ]

The plaza was phat as hell this weekend me and matt hazan attempted to get a blumpkin from jill, she got da fat butt.

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Hey Every1 [03 Mar 2005|08:38pm]
[ mood | content ]

Guess what i won $100 playing poker last week

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[22 Nov 2004|06:35pm]
[ music | alexisonfire ]

yahhhh!

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